Gift Guide 2024: Hot Dogs
A gift guide featuring all things Hot Dog. A Chicago dog flag and dad hat. Earrings. A tote bag. What more could you want?! This holiday, give the gift of hot dog.
Gift Guide 2024: Farfalle
A gift guide featuring one of, if not THE most aesthetically pleasing pasta shapes, farfalle. Your pasta loving friend (or self) will be thrilled to receive any of these gifts, be it a hair clip, a glittery poster, or a keychain
Gift Guide 2024: Tinned Fish
We’re doing an ultra-specific gift guide this year and I’m highlighting foods I find visually pleasing. These are celebrations of foods as visuals, not so much as foods. First edition: Tinned fish! All products mentioned are described as sardines, but any tinned fish image scratches my brain just right.
An Ode to e.l.f.
Makeup is going to get expensive in 2025, but luckily we have e.l.f., a brand that is somehow super affordable AND has multiple dupes for your favorite high-end brand products
My Away Suitcase Broke, But Away (and Their Lifetime Warranty) Had the Situation Handled in Under 30 Minutes
My six year old Away Bigger Carry-On broke, and Away sent me a new suitcase immediately. I already thought this was a must-have product, but now that I know the lifetime warranty is for real, I demand you get an Away suitcase.
This Goose-Imitation Spray is the Only Way I Can Correct My Over-Excited Dog
Mabel is uncontrollably excited all the time, and not one training trick was helping her control it. Until I got Pet Corrector, which worked in minutes. Now just seeing the can reminds her to be a good girl, and while she’s still very much a work in progress, we wouldn’t have made ANY progress without this stuff
You Might Not Think You Need a Mini Trash Can. You’re Wrong.
I got this trash can for sewing scraps, I use it for EVERYTHING
The Cuticle Oil That Makes Me Feel Like a Pro Nail Artist
Cuccio Cuticle Oil is the top rated cuticle oil on Amazon - and for good reason. It's moisturizing, doesn't leave your fingers feeling greasy, and the bottle feels fancy.
A New Favorite Micropoint Patch Has Entered the Chat
These LaFlare FreeGo Magnesium Micropoint patches took all the best things from other patches and combined them into a miracle. No irritation, tkey work fast, and now I can never be without them
Wear, Watch, Want #292: The Perfect Disco Manicure Edition
What I wore, watched, and wanted this week - featuring The Perfect Couple, which has the best opening titles since True Blood
Dog Pill Paste is Such a Genius Product, I’m Pissed I Only Discovered it Three Weeks Ago
I can't believe I haven't been using pill paste this whole time. The dogs think they're getting a cheesy bacon treat and I get to make sure they get their pills quickly and painlessly every day.
Wear, Watch, Want #291: The Twisted Sandworm Treat Edition
What I wore, watched, and wanted this week -- From a chiropractic adjustment in a movie theater seat to some of the best press-on nails I've seen in my whole three weeks of looking at press-on nails
These Little Beads Completely Remove the Dog Smell Embedded in my Vacuum
If you live with animals, you may be familiar with the smell that comes from your vacuum exhaust when its running. There was seemingly nothing I could do about it -- until I found Fresh Wave Vacuum Deodorizing Beads. These make vacuuming smell like NOTHING. It's miraculous.
The Ice Roller Hype is Real
An ice roller was in my Amazon cart for eons (literally, years) and I finally bought one. I wish I'd bought it all those years ago, these things are legit.
Wear, Watch, Want #290: The Pressed Cowboy Voter Edition
Three things I wore, watched, and wanted this week - From fake nails to overpriced political merch
I Tried ZIIP’s Electric Complex Gel, and It’s FINE.
I love love love my ZIIP, but they've priced me out of of silver gel with a 58% price increase. So I switched to their budget gel, and I'm here to report... it works just fine!
Wear, Watch, Want #289: The Loud, Deep Sea Cushion Edition
What I wore, watched, and wanted this week — From a custom pincushion to a speaker made for pool parties
I’ve Accepted That I Can’t Use In-Ear Earbuds. Luckily, I Found These Clip-On Cuffs
If you struggle to keep earbuds IN your ears, maybe consider giving up and getting some OUTER earbuds instead. These clip to the outside of your ears, and they work amazingly well for those of us with oddly small ears
Wear, Watch, Want #288: The Exquisite Demonic Footstool Edition
Some things i wore, watched, and wanted this week — From expensive but worth it Birkenstocks, to Australian horror
The Simple Miracle That is the Aquaphor Stick
I use this Aquaphor Healing Balm Stick to quickly moisturize my heels (and feet in general) when I know I want soft feet for future me, but present me is just SO tired